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Hello. You know my name. I am a culinary student at the moment, and that sucks up all of my social life. At least, I still have online life, I guess.
One of my friends when I was a kid had one of these. Imagine having one of these in your house and then waiting to show your kid once they were old enough to appreciate it. Would be amazing, although here in NYC that room would be rented out for $1,200 a month.
If I had this, I would die happy.
I love this.
That is like your own motherfucking Narnia.
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Nick and Norah’s Infinite Penis.
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Cristina:
“Where have you been? You just disappeared!
I left you like ten messages!
Are you drunk?
Wait…what’s…what…what?”
Owen:
“You make me sad!
You think that surgery is gonna make you feel, you think that a successful career is gonna make you happy, you think you know things, you know things and nothing else matters, no one else matters, people do matter, I matter, we…we matter!
You don’t get to toss me aside, I won’t let you.”